Gina and i toked on the phone today…

We toked bout our frenship.

Let’s see. When we knew each other, we had no breast.

A few years later, we grew from AA, to A, to B, and hopefully C soon.

I predict we’ll be breast feeding in the next coming 5 years.

And, our frenship will go all the way till our breasts sag.

Wat an analogy. Haha. =)

Tomorrow’s the day. Pay the fees, and i’ll be on my way to a new life.

Who says a hardcore clubbing lass can’t be a kindergarten teacher?

Who says a hardcore clubbing lass must smoke?

Who says a hardcore clubbing lass must be a flirt who’ll only be devoted after her legs break and can’t dance anymore?

Who says a hardcore clubbing lass can’t cook?

Who says a hardcore clubbing lass must have had sex with 100 over men?

Who says a hardcore clubbing lass will tok to you and gives her number readily?

Went Momo last night. The scene used to be beautiful. Tall hunky dudes, Sexy lanky ladies… Somehow, i see more and more chinablack scene over there these weeks. There’re gals who sweat like they had been drinkin 100litres of water. Dun understand why fransca, gina and me can still remain fresh and smooth no matter how flashy our moves are. Wan evidence? You can lay one finger on our arms for  2 seconds. Anymore, you’ll feel a burning cheek. You’ll be surprised after 2 seconds. And, like us, you’ll not understand why men can still hug those ladies like they’re a wet sponge for bathing.

Then again, we saw more ah bengs and ah lians in the club. Two ah bengs with the centre parting hair approached fransca and me yesterday. One of them said, ‘Ke yi yi qi tiao ma?’ Meaning ‘can we dance together?’ I’m so so so surprised. Anybody who approached me in my clubbing life never use a chinese pick up line. So i said ‘bu ke yi’ straight after that shocking statement. Wat’s worse? One of them is shorter than me. Oh ya. I like being tall, even if my heels is the same as anyone’s else. I’m able to scan through the crowd and avoid spots filled with young wobbling ducks. I dun even know how to look at them, not even toking bout how to eat them. Looking for familiar faces? Never a problem. That’s partly the reason why i act bodyguard for my dear gina and fransca. Think i’m a lighthouse as well. =)

I shall clean my room now.

It’s not bout complaining who let you down…

When you’d made the people dearest so disappointed.

In a state of shock… Even though wat his fren said was clearly an excuse.

Our frenship needs CPR.

Need he cook up with such an excuse? Is there even a need for it?

I am disappointed. Not of the beautiful things we could have share…

I am disappointed in him. Wat an utter let down.

Went jogging with gina today…

As usual, i walk more than i run… My excuse? My navel piercing hurts. Haha… Oh well… A fat pig needs time to train her stamina before she can run normally. =)

Good news.. I’m not going clubbing tomolo. Yipee! Watching wet dreams 2 with a innocent boy… Sounds contradicting huh? Haha… That innocent boy needs to learn more since he can’t have practical lessons. Muahahahahahahahahaha! =D

And… bcoz someone din ask… I’m writing this in my blog- I’m going to study soon… Aug 22. =) Had enough of interacting with men… It’s time to master skills on ‘manipulating’ women and children. *evil grin*    I wan to do well!

Ok. Time to bathe with my new bought teddy bear sponge. I smell big time.

Momo last night.

”You smell like a baby,” a guy said this after i complimented on the perfume he’s using.

Wat the hell. How can one smell like a baby in clubs? Gosh.

Then i told him, ”Oh, I’m using baby lotion.”

Crappy right? Anyway, he’s one cute guy. He made me laugh throughout the entire night.

He made sure my hair is at the correct place. He made sure my blouse is at the correct place. He made sure my eyes is looking at the correct place. He made sure i’m dancing at the correct place, so that he could ‘protect’ me. =)

Glad that we wouldn’t be keeping in contact.

Grandma came today… and i dyed her hair.

Becoming an expertise. Ask gina and the rest for assurance.

Free service anyone?  =)

I went jogging today… Yes, this is Janice. Fat Janice went jogging today. Strange ya? People around me knows i can’t jog and hates jogging, sweating and looking red. Geez… the last time i jog was many many months back. I wanted to train my stamina.. or rather determination.. in doing certain things well. In the end i only jogged one round and was walking the rest of the four or five rounds. Yeah.. lazy Janice. Hopefully i can do better another time!

Gotta take my weight now.

  Mickey Mickey Mickey! =)

I was never really into Mickey since young…

Until wat happened yesterday that made me treasure this so much.

My fren and i caught this mickey at marina south’s arcade after some observation, while waiting for his frens.

Guess wat, he caught it at first try! Genius ain’t we? I mean i did contribute to it as well… we were discussing bout the ways to clamp mickey… and then we got it! =) We moved on to get the minnie coz i wanted a pair(things that comes in pairs are always good), and failed obviously. Went home feeling a li’l disappointed. oh poor mickey, i’ll get you minnie soon. Hey guys, know where to get the brown minnie?

I cook dinner today. Yes. I cook dinner. And i’m Janice.

Went momo last night AGAIN. Drank too much beer at one go on impulse.

Why me?  Why forget?

Still, I’m happy that the person who’s colour blind went.

If 2 years can cure the problem with his eyes, it’s worth it.